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    This past Friday, I was very tired, and was dealing with some severe neck pain. I don't know how or why my neck started hurting, but it was doing so without regard for origin or reason. I lay down on the couch to take a nap, while Sarah and Tyler played on the floor. This was a mistake, because the way in which I was positioned caused even more neck pain when I woke up about an hour or so later.

    When I did wake up, the following discussion took place:

    Sarah: "How was your nap?"
    Me: "mmmm, ok I guess."
    Sarah: "love yous."
    Me: "I love you, too."
    Sarah: "Tyler pooped."
    Me: "Yay."
    Tyler: *burp*

    Apparently, when a baby's bowel system takes a two day break from its normally scheduled programming, it becomes a hot topic for parents. I did not know this, and believe I must add it to the "The Incompetent Dad's Handbook for Parenting Success" book that I'll probably never write.

    Update: After reading over this post again, I feel the need to point out that Tyler's *burp* was not added for comedic effect. The conversation posted is 100% accurate.


    A Free Man said...

    I know, right. I can't tell you how many times Sinead has asked me if Zach pooed and if so what it looked like. Seriously? It looked like poo.

    hollystar said...

    yea.... what afm said.

    yesterday our tyler ate half a stick of butter (i'm not even going to explain). lets just say that today he is well lubed and i have told ben all about it already...

    Joanna said...

    Don't you just love those manly burps?

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